- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

you and your family will die tonight

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

the holocaust

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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