- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A: Do you like it B: No

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

the holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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