- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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