Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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