What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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say cheese

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Xzibit

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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