~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

You see how lame this is?

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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