Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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