What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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I just drank a cola.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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