- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

kill yourself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.