Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Donald Trump

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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