- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

I have a gay camel

cliché rebecca black joke.

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