- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

i am and me is i

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Hello.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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