- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your face

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

He--Hey guys

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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