So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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