- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Your future.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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