- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

The jets are a good team..

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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