- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

The jets are a good team..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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