- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

i have two hands.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Gorden Brown.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A dyslexic blind man

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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