- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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