- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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