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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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