- Anti Joke

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne