why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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