- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

ok

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

NEVER

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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