- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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