You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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