- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Asians

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Your Mom!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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