A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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