What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Hillary Clinton

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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