- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Obama

You see how lame this is?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Potassium? K.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Because she has down's syndrome

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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