God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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gay people

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Chuck norris

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A French man gets into a fight

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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woman's rights

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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