- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

42

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??