- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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