- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a apple a apple

whats black and white? a zebra

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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