What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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