did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Gay Rights

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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