- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Who wants pizza crusts?

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

You just read this ..

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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