- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Because she has down's syndrome

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Jaden McMichael

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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