- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what? The Game.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Daym im romantic

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

100 chefs walk into a bar

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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