What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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