- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

i have two hands.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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