roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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