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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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