Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

falling didnt make the difference

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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