- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Corn Muffins

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Knock knock, COME IN!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

no

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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