- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Basically copying you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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