- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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