Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Brad Fuller!

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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420

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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