Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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The Game.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Xzibit

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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