If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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no

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What's circular and round A circle

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There's a god, just kidding.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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I would rape her

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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