- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

This is a joke

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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