- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

bees knees

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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