Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Women's rights

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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