How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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I have aids

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Where's my tractor?

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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