- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

whats 69+2? 71

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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