Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Anti Joke

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