What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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