A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Hi

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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