matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Your all fags

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