Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Justin Bieber

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

kcuf read it backwards

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

The person below me is weird.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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