What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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