- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

A white person at Harvard

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

why did the man die? he was shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

this is not an anti joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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