- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

this is not an anti joke

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

why did the man die? he was shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.