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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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