how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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