How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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