Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Dont read this joke

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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