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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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