What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

full house

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Hello.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Justin Bieber

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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