A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Gangnam style

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A man makes a sandwich.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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