How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Anti Joke

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