Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

i have two hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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