Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Dont read this joke

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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