- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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