- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Gay Rights

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

womens rights

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Agent 47.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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