Jaden McMichael

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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