How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

U mad?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

penis

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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