- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

hey John will you make some copies

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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