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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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