What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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