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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

I told you it would happen

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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