If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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