Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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