Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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im gey

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a man is running away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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