What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

elen degeneres is straight....

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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