Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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neil patrick harris

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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