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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

The WNBA

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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