How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

book 'em danno

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Anti Joke

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