Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Morning wood.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Tunechi

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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penis haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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