- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Your existance.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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