what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

The Pittsburgh Pirates

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

r u smart..... or ur black

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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