Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Nickelback

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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