Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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William wright is Gay

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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