Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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A black guy gets a job...

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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more chocolate?

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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