A black man walks Into a bar.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Butt poop.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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How would you rule?

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I have aids

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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