How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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