how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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