A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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