- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Do u take sugar?

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Womens' sports

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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