What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Hello.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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i am and me is i

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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