- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Obama

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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