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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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