- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

out of your comfort zone

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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