How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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