- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

heyy emit chase wazzup

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

honest politician

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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