What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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book 'em danno

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Black...

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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