- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Abortion

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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