- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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