- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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