- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Tim and Eric

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Reading books

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Black people stink of shite!

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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