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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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say cheese

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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