Blake wilkeys hair style

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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British Dentistry

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religion

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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The EPA.

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