There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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women's rights

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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