- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

I'm 4 and what is this?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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