- Anti Joke

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan