- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

You and your parents are going to die today

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

NEVER

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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