Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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