- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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