How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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This is a joke setup.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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