What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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The Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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