- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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