Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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