- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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