What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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troll----> hahaha---->

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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